So I went on perezhilton.com because I was bored.

On an update on his webbysite, he posted that Miz Bettie Page, the woman I have idolized ever since I gained an identity, had a heart attack and is in critical condition.

I know she's 85, but you still can't help but hope that your idols will be invincible and stand the tests of time. That is not so, unfortunately.

Geeze, if I ruled the world, she'd be young and bombin' hot and we could go make babies.

Hahaha, I'm goin' to hell.

Also, my assistant manager at Wally-world, Courtney, called me into the office. I was like, "If you're going to fire me, get it over with, seriously. I don't like drawn-out long, pointless speeches."

And here I thought I was going to get the banhammer. Wishful thinking. *flop* Oh, Wal-mart, you just really can't let me go in the end, can you? I know, I know, I'm fabulous.

But my co-worker Jo Lynn was like, "Oh my god, if they fire you, I'm going to be pissed! You're like the only person here who keeps things exciting! Without you, it's just boring! Whenever you have a day off, it gets extremely dull!"

Dammit, guess my attempts to stay invisible are unsuccessful. Damn my charismatic awesomesauce personality.

But no, seriously. Courtner was like, "If I has to call you in the office one more time, you's gettin' da axe."

Well, she didn't say it -exactly- like that, but... you get the point.

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